More nitpicking now.

What is the purpose of a cooler? I was under the impression it was a container you place food in to keep it cool outside of other refrigeration.

Why does everyone who brings coolers to work think they need to put them in the refrigerator? If it can' t keep your food cool and fresh for four hours or so, just bring a damn paper bag.

That my friends is the truth.

Keep your hands off my lunch.