Thursday, September 30, 2004

Democrats to Ban the Bible

Here's a link to that GOP flier telling people the Democrats want to ban the Bible.

It's true, Democrats are for the banning of the Bible. The current plan is to replace the Bible with Bill Clinton's My Life, or perhaps Stephen King's The Stand, as both are approximately the same length as the Bible.

And we're still for the banning of cauliflower and the letter p.

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