Terror Firmer
Troma Films: Directed by Lloyd Kaufman

Rarely have I seen a film that delights gleefully in trying so hard to offend everyone. This one tries very hard, but is very, very uneven.

The story is that a serial killer is on the loose and is targeting people involved in the filming of the new Troma movie. Kaufman plays the blind director with a mute daughter who perserveres through the multiple killings to try and make his masterpiece which will have more bullet hits than any movie outside Peckinpah's Wild Bunch and exploding tits.

Oh and there is Ron Jeremy and pickled penises and a Hermaphrodite played by a guy who must have done a few shows pretending to be Tim Curry in a Rocky Horror production. Oh, and lots of pointless nudity, male and female.

I don't know if I can really suggest this film to anyone but the Tromaphiles out there, and they might even find it a bit too much. I laughed quite a bit, but I am quite deranged.

"This is definitely not Chocolate Pudding." Heh.