Report: Iraqi spies in U.S.
WASHINGTON - Iraq sent spies from Canada to New York and Washington this month to snoop and stir up anti-war demonstrations, according to a government report obtained by the Daily News.


Hey, we also have to watch out for all those communist sympathizers that are looking to turn our children to the evil red army, as well as all those satanists. It's all an evil Iraqi plot to overthrow the decent, god-fearing way of life we have here in America.

We just dodged the bullet in the 60s with the commies, and now here are those damn muslims to come along and try the same thing, bet they're actually just commies, or commie-nazis. Commie-Nazi-Muslims, that's what we're fighting here.

Give me a break. There are no doubt some spies from Iraq in the US and Canada, but I'd say the spies for Britain, China, Israel and Greece far outweigh them in numbers, and the idea that war protests are started by Iraqi agents is preposterous. I have serious doubts about a war myself and I haven't talked to any Iraqi agents...that I know of.

Sweet Mother of the Baby Jesus, they could be all around us..Your classmates, your friends, you never know which one of them may be a Commie-Nazi-Muslim.

Time to go to the bunkers people. Isolate yourselves, the spread of information is the most deadly threat to the existence of our way of life.

In fact you should stop reading this right now.

You have been warned.