Yesterday, from the television, I learned how to turn my truck into a dumptruck. My knowledge is greatly embiggened.

Something about the host of the Truck show that I was watching mesmerizes me. Last time I watched him, I learned how to do something or other to the break system of a truck. I think it is his blatently condescending attitude that I find so intriguing. I can't believe that he has an actual television show.

I can be condescending. I don't know squat about trucks really, but I can be condescending. I could probably learn about trucks.

Maybe I could do a show about comic books, or wrestling, or 13th century Venetian architecture. These things I know about.