Yes, But What About the Children?

I realize that quite a few people were upset about the baring of ninety percent of one of Janet Jackson's boob on the Half-Time show of the Super-Bowl yesterday, but I think that many of them are upset for all the wrong reasons.

Moral indignation over the audacity of showing a woman's breast aside, the real victims here are the children of the world. Children everywhere will see this image and think the wrong thing, and this error will be much to their detriment through life, and may even have a psychologically terrible effect over their entire lifetime.

I am referring, of course, to the fact that children [and idiots] everywhere will think that instead of having nipples, women have large silver, plastic stars. This could lead to thousands-nay-millions of children [and idiots] feeling inferior about their nipples and lead to confusion that will haunt them for the rest of their natural lives.

Or they might just think Ms. Janet is a cyborg. I'm moving towards that opinion myself. Perhaps Master Timberlake was only trying to show the world the secret that he's been harboring. Janet Jackson is a cyborg, a creation of science. What he revealed to the world was, in actuality a fueling port of some kind.

Thank you Justin Timberlake, thank you. Now the proper authorities at the FCC can take over.