"It's disheartening to know that you live in a country that's just teaming with semi-literate, mediocre psychos. If they had better reading skills and laid off the Budweiser, I'd dig the psychosis. Now it just scares me...I'm just so sick of supplying high-quality art to deaf ears and blind eyes. Let 'em go have their fuckin' Armageddon movie, you know?"
--Hank Rollins
From The Onion'sThe Tenacity of the Cockroach

Man, and I like Armageddon, that scene where the big moon-tank shoots over that ravine, that is awesome man, AWESOME!!!!!(extra exclamation points for added emphasis!!!)