Children Avert Thine Eyes

found by way of Fark:

Hulk Doll's Monster Willy

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them



This is where I should make some type of self depreciating comment like "Since that's the same size as mine does that mean I'm a Willy with a monster Willy?"

But I'll spare you that.

I'm sure you'll thank me for it.