Paganism, witchcraft on rise in UK
TV shows, Internet, Harry Potter boost membership

I thought we bloody well crushed them centuries ago. Stupid frigging pagans, who do they think they are trying to continue with their beliefs when they've been bloody well disproven. Just because most of the popular pagan spiritualities (Druidism, Wicca, Catholicism) are based on beliefs from the area of the UK doesn't mean they are welcome there.

Using literature to promote to the young as well. Do we really want alot of whiny neo-pagan new-agers out there?

I'll tell you who to blame...It's those damn Beatnicks. Some of you would blame the Hippies, but they were just late-comers. All of them are communists anyway.

...Wait, what was I saying?