Thursday, September 09, 2004

When Will the Madness Stop?


Allright, I don't have any problem with George Lucas' continuing to monkey with the original Star Wars Trilogy. I really don't. If he wants to go and add in Anakin from the new Trilogy into the end of Return of the Jedi, I don't really have a problem with it.

Hell, if he wants to go in and replace actors with new ones, I don't have a problem with that either, they're his movies.

I just think that he should release the original versions to DVD. Make each of the versions available as you change them George.

The difference between these movies and their changes and something like a painting is that the earlier versions are out in the public eye, and are appreciated by people.

Walt Whitman was continually revising his Leaves of Grass right up until his death, but earlier versions of the book are still available. Renaissance painters painted over earlier paintings, but at that time there was no method of keeping the originals around.

We have this here digital technology now that allows us to keep all the versions in print.

Gah. I've revealled myself as a Star Wars Geek.


Wednesday, September 08, 2004

In The Mail Today...


You know, I had forgotten about sending off a response to Dave Sim's offer of a free copy of Cerebus to anyone who would write in and ask for one, issued through Neil Gaiman's Blog.

But what should be in my mailbox this afternoon, but a copy of Cerebus 167 signed by Gerhard and Dave Sim.

Included was a letter dated 18 August 04:

Dear Neil Gaiman Horde du Jour:

Thank you for your inquiry. For those particularly interested in how the experiment is going, I arrived at the post office at 7:30 this morning and there was one (1) advertisement. I came back here and started answering my monthly "Five Questions for Dave" from the core Cerebus audience at groups.yahoo.com/group/cerebus (or the Cerebus Yahoos as they're affectionatley known--drop by and say hello if you're clicking in the neighbourhood) which the e-mail to Gerhard every month (having voted on their top five questions) and which I answer at whatever length seems to be required. Seven pages so far and I'm halfway through question 4. Then I went back to the post office around 10:30 and there was one (1) inquiry from San Diego. So I came back here and wrote some more on my anwers for the Yahoos and the immediately following my noon prayer, the first issue of Following Cerebus (details at www.followingcerebus.com) came in. So I came back here and...finished reading Following Cerebus before opening and reading yours and 82 other inquiries. So, now I have to photocopy this form letter, sign them, wrap all of the non-Neil mail from yesterday, finish the personal letters for those who needed personal letters, finish answering the Yahoo questions and hopefully, at some point, get back to my own mail which has been coming in, with and around the Neil mail (I got within two letters of it yesterday). As previous form letter recipients have already learned (and hopefully posted), this is a much bigger reaction than I expected. As an example, back in 2000 when we sent out 1,000 "Four More Years" promotion packages to 1,000 comic book stores and ended up getting 3 replies. Last year I did an interview for Filter magazine where they printed the post office box address along with my offer to send a copy of the "Tangent" essay to anyone who sent me a letter requesting one. I got one response on that one, months later, from a young girl in Michigan on Spice Girls stationary who said how much she had enjoyed my interview in Spin. So, as near as I can figure out, this is a Neil-related phenomenon. One nice young lady identified herself today as "one of Neil's sock puppets...er, fans". That might be overstating the case, but mentally picturing the pile of envelopes, comic books, inquiries and autographed form letters Ger took over to Pak-Mail yesterday, it might not be overstating it by much. Every letter has been very polite. Even the ones who suspect they're the victims of a hoax. That really says something about Neil and his readers. Or fans. Or sock-puppets. Neil's "in-a-nice-way" sock puppets. Anyway, so far: starting Friday the 6th: one inquiry. Monday, 13, Tuesday: 110, Wednesday: 4, Thursday: 286, Friday: 57, Monday: 103, Tuesday: 95, today (as I said) 84.

This will do it, pretty much for our supply of 267's (sic). Starting tomorrow, most peole will be getting 268's. We'll keep up for as long as we can. Thanks to everyone who has promised to give Cerebus a try. That wasn't the original idea, but it certainly makes the effort worthwhile.

Sincerely,
Dave Sim


I think the massive response has less to do with Neil, but more to do with the sites that picked up the story. I saw it on one of the columns at CBR, and I know that it was on more pages than that. It's a simple matter of more eyes on the message, whereas the interview in Filter was only seen by readers of the magazine, or those who came by it second hand, the posting online had the advantage of being copied numerous time and reaching numerous audiences.

Anyway, I likes me some free swag.

Bill Clinton on the Daily Show

Here's my very own transcription of Clinton's interview with John Stewart on the Daily Show. This is part one of two. I thought this was such a good and important interview that I felt the need to transcribe it when I couldn't find a transcription online. This is part one of two.

Errors are entirely mine.


JS: Welcome back to the program, my guest tonight, a two term Democratic President, whose best-selling memoir is My Life. Please welcome to the program President Bill Clinton.

Mr. President.

Have a seat sir. Thank you for coming. Nice to see you.

BC: I'm glad to see you.

JS: Thank you so much for coming on the program.

BC: I'm glad to be here, and I'm glad you did that riff on the military attack on Kerry too.

JS: That was a rough one, wasn't it?

BC: Yeah, but they did the same thing to McCain in 2000.

JS: Same Group, am I right?

BC: The same group.

JS: Nice kids.

BC: Yeah. In support of the same crowd, I might point out.

JS: Right--who had nothing to do with it.

BC: No. They also pointed out--they had a calling operation in South Carolina--the primary in 2000--talking about how John McCain had a black baby, and they didn't want the white voters to forget it.

JS: Right. They actually meant Strom Thurmond, they just had the wrong man.

BC: Actually McCain, he would have been perfect for this other little thing you did with the Democratic Party. Actually, McCain had adopted a child from Bangladesh, but it served the callers to call him black.

JS: Is it--you see--now I see the anger when you think about these tactics. For instance, I believe you may take a swing at me.

BC: No, I like you.

JS: Oh, that's very nice of you to say. Is it--has it gotten to the point--do you believe that politics has gotten so dirty, and so--that these types of attacks have become so prevalent that this is the reason that half of the country doesn't vote or this is the reason that we don't get, maybe the officials that we deserve.

BC: No, I think people do it because they think it works.

JS: That's it, simply strategy.

BC: Absolutely, and as soon as it doesn't work, they'll stop doing it. So Senator McCain, who I admire very much, made a big mistake not bashing the Bush campaign over the attacks on his service. They implied that he betrayed the country when he was a P.O.W. and he made a huge mistake in not bashing them for that calling operation saying he adopted a black baby. It was blatantly racist. And they'll do this stuff as long as they think it works. They're--

JS: Do the Democrats--

BC: --running this add against Kerry's military record because they think it's not good for them. I mean Kerry went to Vietnam and President Bush Vice President Cheney were big hawks were like me, we didn't go. All three of us could have gone, and we didn't, and Kerry did. So it's not good for them, and so they're trying to put a chink in his armor. But it's wrong, and if they really disapproved of it they would have said they disapproved of it.

There's a reason they didn't say they disapprove of it.

JS: They would allow to go.

BC: Yeah, they do that stuff. Look what they did to Max Cleland in Georgia. They--here Max Cleland left two legs and an arm in Vietnam, and in 2002 they ran ads against him. Again he was being opposed by a man, who like me and the President and the Vice President, did not go to Vietnam.

They ran ads comparing Max Cleland to Saddam Hussein, because he didn't vote for the Homeland Security Agency Bill exactly as the President had drafted it. And the treated him like a traitor. You know why he didn't vote for it?

Because the Bill removed all Civil Service protections from 170,000 federal employees, who had nothing to do with your security. So he said I didn't leave half my body in Vietnam to come home and strip 170,000 people of their job rites, just for a cheap election year issue.

But they beat him with it, and until we stop them, they'll keep doing it.

JS: Why is it to them. Cause it's hard for me to wrap my head around the idea that the Republicans will stoop to anything but the Democrats will not. Because I feel like I imagine both sides have their foibles. Why is it that the media or the Congress, or somebody doesn't have any oversite?

Why is it that a campaign commercial doesn't need to be as truthful as, say, a toothpaste commercial?

BC: Well to be fair--and since for about the last three elections, starting in '92, actually, the newspapers began to evaluate the truth and accuracy and fairness of the ads, and they do it more often. And this ad that you featured here (the swiftboat ad) has actually been subject to quite a bit of criticism, so we are getting better at it.

But when someone comes after you, you have to go back at them.

JS: Right. Are the Democrats as good at having--you know I watched alot of these 24 hour news channels. The Republicans seem really disciplined in terms of as soon as soon as Kerry announced Edwards, we all heard first and forthmost liberal senators in the senate--we heard way out of the mainstream--we heard all kinds of facts repeated in sort of a carpet bombing kindof a manner.

Not very much from the Democrats in defense.

BC: Well we're getting better at it. I think, you know, in '92 we were very good at it. And, and it worked, I mean, whenever they hit me, I hit em back. And whenever they came up with a charge I didn't think was true, I answered back. And that's what we have to do this time.

JS: Does it blow your mind--you know I look at it now, yesterday Haliburton basically said they committed fraud--fined $7.5 million from the SEC. Vice President was in charge of Haliburton at the time that this fraud was committed. Do you ever look at that and think, Travelgate, are you serious? Do you ever look at this and think, where's the outrage of seemingly much larger and much more crucial issues?

BC: Yeah, you know not only that but Haliburton got alot of no bid contracts in Iraq, paid for by money we appropriated from Iraqi oil. And for the war.

JS: Billion--Billions of dollars. They have an offshore subsidiary in the Kamen Islands that does business with Iran.

Why aren't--b-euh-Filegate, honestly? I mean does it drive you mad, or only me?

That drives me mad.

BC: Well I think we ought to be talking about it, if we keep it a secret the media will say, the mainstream media will say, well the Democrats aren't griping about it. We need to point it out, that's one of the things that I tried to do in my convention speech and I tried to do in this book. I said look, I don't hate them the way that they hated me and the way the kind of venom they put out against Kerry in this ad .

I think they believe certain things, and I believe certain things, and most Democrats do, and we have to say we believe in different things, that leads us to different tactics and also more importantly leads us to different policies, which will affect the lives of the American people, and we can't let them have the whole debate. So when they want to--I always took it as an opportunity when they attacked me.

I thought, that's a briar patch they can throw me in any day, because then I'll engage in the debate, and you're not being negative then. If all you're doing is responding to their attacks, then you're not being negative.

JS: Yeah it's like if they throw the first punch, lights out. Get the pool cue and go at them.

BC: That's my theory.

JS: I hear you, alright, you've been great. We'll be right back with more of President Bill Clinton.

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Dragon*Con Notes

Headed down to ATL for DragonCon this weekend. Spent less money than the last time, but probably more than I should have. I didn't make it to any of Warren Ellis's signings, but I did get to go to one of his panels, which was interesting. The con was what you would expect from a guest and dealer standpoint, pretty much the same that it is every year.

I do have me some gripes though.

I remember back in the halcion days of my youth when DragonCon was located both in the Hyatt and the Mariott and in the convention center place as well. This needs to come back.

I realize it's probably cheaper and easier to hold the thing predominately in one building, but I get tired of being pressed in with sweaty fanboys for any length of time.

See, the reason I stopped going to DragonCon was this consolidation of spaces that went through in the last year that I went. The Dealer and Exhibitor rooms are waaaay too cramped. The room that they used for the dealer room and Walk of Fame has ceilings that are too low, thus trapping in the heat of the hundreds of bodies, as well as the fanboy stink.

Tommy said he overheard a dealer saying that the tables were much cheaper this year, probably due to the fact that once it gets past a certain point in the morning when everybody wakes up and shakes off the hangover and wanders down to the dealer room/walk of fame, that place fills up so bad that it makes it near impossible to stop and look at any table.

The first year they did that and the last one that I went before this, by the second day the dealers were cutting prices in half or more because of the lack of sales brought on by the cramped spaces.

See, when they had it in the convention center place down the block they put all that mess in one big room, which had a nice high ceiling and big wide-ass aisles. Plenty of room to move around and browse, and areas to get out of the way and sit down if need be.

That many people in that small a space tends to give me a headache pretty quick. Even in the more expansive areas I get a con-headache after about twenty minutes of exposure.

Contrast DragonCon with the AtlantaComicon, which has higher ceilings and wider spaces, making for a much more pleasant experience over-all.

I realize that might drive the prices up a little bit, but I think the con a better experience for all.

Tommy and I did get to the registration area just in time to miss the major rush though, which is good. You'd think that after a few years of having to deal with these problems the DragonCon organizers would come up with some solutions.

Maybe I'm the olny one that finds these things problematic.

And what's up with the Dealer room having people to stop you and check your badges, but the Exhibitor room not having any?

Sunday, September 05, 2004

DragonCon Photos

Back from DragonCon, and here are a few photos that I took:

Warren Ellis, guest of honor, from the hour with Warren panel.


Belle, Snow White and a fairy, unaware that Maleficent is looming over them.



A balding Captain Marvel poses with Superman, Green Arrow and Black Canary.



David Carradine looking hungover.



His backpack's got jets, He's Jango the Fett.



Martin Manhunter, shopping for some crap.



Look coming up the escalator, it's Rainbow Brite.



Sid Haig of House of a Thousand Corpses and Jackie Brown.

Friday, September 03, 2004

Excerpted Kilgore Trout

From Venus On the Half Shell, by Kilgore Trout,
Regarding Arcturans:

Below him, tourists and visitors from distant planets wandered around among the hot dog, beer, and curio stands. Among them were the giant tripods of Arcturus, sneering at the things Terrestrials called ancient. Their oldest buildings were one hundred thousand years old, built over ruins twice that age. The Earthmen didn't mind this because Arcturans looked so laughable when they sneered, twirling their long genitals as if they were key-chains. It was when an Arcturan praised that Earthmen became offended. The Arcturan would lift one of his tripods and spray the praisee with a liquid that smelled like rotten onions. A lot of Terrestrials had had to smile and take this, especially ministers of state. But these got what was referred to as a P.O. bonus.

Everything usually evens out.

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