Thursday, July 08, 2004

Halle Berry

From Comic Book Resources
Hollywood North Report is reporting that Halle Berry will not be back for the third Westchester-based mutant movie. According to an insider, "Halle was ready to do X-Men 3 , but only if Storm was given more storyline, but the studio sees the third movie as a means to wrap up the trilogy, and that means Storm won't be featured more than Hugh Jackman's Wolverine. Halle has now passed on the third movie because she's not into bit-parts. She's an Oscar winner and she wants roles that test her." Allegedly, producers are now apparently looking to singer and actress Christina Milian as a possible replacement.


She's an Oscar winner and wants roles that test her, like Catwoman. Whatever. I guess it's better to be the top dog in a big piece of crap rather than a contributer to someting good.

Friday, July 02, 2004

The Chick


I have a habit of picking up religious pamphlets when I see them lying around, but I'd never seen one quite like Titanic, from Chick Publications. In it, I learned that it's wrong to hate Jesus and people who insist on telling you about him every chance that they get.

If you do, God will kill you and everyone around you with an Iceberg.

Click here to read all of their tracts online.

You can learn alot about all the evil, anti-christian things out there, such as Free Masonry, Dungeons and Dragons, Halloween, Islam, and Evolutinary Theory.

Read them, or go to hell.

Brief Movie Reviews

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

I've seen this one twice now, and I felt that it was the strongest of the three films by far. This one took a big step forward in moving the story into the level that the books dwell in, that of fiction that doesn't talk down to the young audience that it is aimed at.

I especially liked the look and feel of Hogwarts in this film, which became more of a dark and brooding castle converted into a school, rather than a big school that happens to be a castle. If that makes sense.

Also Gary Oldman as Sirius Black is a wonderfull bit of casting.

Spiderman

A good superhero movie that retains quite a bit of Raimi's comedy and sensibilites. I liked it for what it was. I'm wondering if the filmmakers get together and try to figure out ways to get Ms. Dunst into situations where she will be cold and wet and not wearing a bra?

Not that I'm complaining.

Mystic River

Really a good movie that could have been even better.

I think they needed a bit more with the kids in the beginning of the movie and a little less at the end of the film. I understand that the film is about the different directions that the three kids life take after one of them is abducted by pedophiles, but without more of thier personalities before the abduction it just doesn't work as well as it could. I would have liked more foreshadowing of their later lives as crook, cop and haunted soul.

Man the kid that was Sean Penn looked creepily like him.

Tim Robbins and Sean Penn run with what they are given in this film and deliver fine performances, Penn in a role similar to what we've seen from him before, and Robbins in an inspired performance unlike anything else I've seen him do.

Kevin Bacon is just there in the film, though. I didn't feel any real involvement in the story of him and his estranged wife, and I wish that they'd given us more so that the film's trio of characters would have been a bit more balanced.

But I did really like the film.

Book Shopping Day

Went down to McKay's Used Books today and picked up a few new items to read:

Even Cowgirl's Get the Blues and Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins. Good to be able to pick both up for under $3, instead of $12 each. I'm quickly working my way through the Robbins library, and have yet to hit one of his books that I haven't liked.

The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut. I've really not read much Vonnegut, but since the Gaiman Hitchhiker book I was reading made the comparison between Adams and Vonnegut, that's enough for me to pick this one up (that and it was 45 cents).

Hollywood Urban Legends by Richard Roeper. I figured this one would be good bathroom reading material.

Mutant Message From Down Under by Marlo Morgan. I've not heard of it before, and it'll probably suck, but I'm up for it.

If They Only Knew "by" Chyna. In my continuing quest to read each and every wrestling biography I picked this one up off the $1 shelf.

Vineland and The Crying of Lot 49 by Thomas Pynchon. I now have three Pynchon books and have yet to read any of them, but I'm going to start on 49 after I finish the Hiaasen book that I'm on right now. 49 was positively mentioned in one of the Robert Anton Wilson books that I have, so that's good press for me.

The Talisman by King and Straub. I have a tendency to lose copies of this book (or accidentaly destroy them), so I picked up a hardback of it this time, and hopefully i'll still have it when I decide to read it again.

Ishmael by Daniel Quinn. Picked it up so that I can give it away.

Rebel Without a Crew by Robert Rodriguez. I like Robby and his movies and the fact that he is insane. Maybe I'll learn something new from the book that I didn't from the commentaries on Mariachi, Desperado and Once Apon a Time in Mexico, but I doubt it, but it should be entertaining.

Runic States by Kevin Steffen. A little book proposing to tie Germanic Runes to Quantum Theory, count me in.



This should give me a few weeks worth of reading material.

Saturday, June 19, 2004

Today's Funny

From Don't Panic by Neil Gaiman

MARVIN

I suppose some people might have expected better treatment after having waited for five hundred years in a car park. But not me. I may just be a menial robot but I'm far too intelligent to expect anyone to think of me for a moment. Far too intelligent. In fact, I'm so intelligent I've probably got time to go through the five million things I hate most about organic life forms. One. They're so stupid...

Cut from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV series script.

Thursday, June 17, 2004

More TV viewing

I found myself completely enthralled by a televised Dart championship on FoxSports the other night. It was out of Britain (of course), and the zeal that the announcers and color (or perhaps colour) commentator were putting into the play just drew me in.

I have no idea how the thing was scored, or even how the matches were set up (which would explain why I never win at darts), but with that British man yelling excitedly at every throw I could not turn away.

The crowd was really into the action as well, with people openly weeping.

No wonder pro-wrestling is so big in England.
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