Credit Card Signature Prank

By way of Mefi:
This fella experimented to see just how different you could make the signature on your credit card receipt before anyone notices:

Next time I bought something that required a signature, I considered just creating a rectangle of solid black. Then I thought a grid might be weirder:

Only the most Matrix-obsessed fanboy would actually use a grid for his signature, but the chick at the Cheesecake Factory didn't look twice. I mean, I didn't even have on a trenchcoat.

Note to Self

The Shallowford Road Wendy's is again under boycott due to poor service. How do you run out of Coke?

Other restaurants also under boycott:

McDonald's in Athens--It took more than twenty minutes to get my food in the drive in, ten of which were spent waiting after they said "Hold on just a minute," when I first pulled up.

KFC in Athens--Is it so hard to get my order right? Three times wrong in a row is just ricockulous. When I say Chicken Sammitch, I want chicken in between two slices of bread, not chicken inside a tortilla. Sammitch means bread. And what's with the no squash or okra on the buffet bar?

Thanks, and come again.

White Noise

White Noise, starring Michael Keaton, is largely a mish-mash of horror film cliches. In the end it isn't really that memorable or original.

It does a good job of mimicking Japanese horror styles for its rhythms, pacing and cinematography.

The acting is fine, and the direction is workable, but I just don't think this one will have that much staying power.

If you pay attention you can guess who the killer is when he appears for the first time (sorry if that is a spoiler that there is a killer, but, oh well.)

By the numbers horror.

2 babes

More Sounds

"That's how I roll."

"I pooped a..."

Sounds of the Day

"Get your human penis out of my wife's sharkgina!"

"You dumbass!"

WTF?

Say what you want about American Pro Wrestling being an over the top sideshow soap opera, but wrestling in Mexico has two foot tall midgets in monkey suits.