The Church of La Parka

I'm not sure I'm ready to worship him as a deity just yet, but you have to respect any god willing to hit someone over the head with a metal folding chair.

You'll never see Osiris or Lugh doing that, now will you?

I always kinda suspected it was Dusty Rhodes or Dusty's favorite luchadore El Dandy under that mask. I have to imagine that if it was discoverd that it was Dusty Rhodes who was god that the world as we know it would crumble. Really it's amazing that it doesn't crumble just with him on it.