Now, I have to tell you, I found those rules tame and outdated.
I present to you now, the updated:
Rules for Yard Darts XTREME! (cause the first E is for pussies!)
Place the two circles on the ground about 15 feet apart. Each Player stands inside a circle, holding the Dart by the handle in the palm of the hand. Toss at the other circle with UNDERHAND motion. Toss the Dart as high as possible in the air towards the opposing circle, turns are simultaneous.
As each Dart arcs high into the air, player's should stare up at them following the trajectory of the opposing players Dart.
Playing Turns:
Turns are simultaneous.
Scoring:
In Xtreme Yard Darts!, you can score exactly 0-1-2-3-4 or 6 points in each round.
Point Scoring:
3 points for each Dart IN THE CIRCLE, not touching your opponent.
1 point for the Dart nearest the circle
0 points if you are a pussy and run out of the circle as your opponents Dart comes down.
Scoring Possibilities:
* 1 point - nearest circle but none in circle
* 2 points - one Dart in circle less one point if opponent is nearest circle
* 3 points - one player with 2 Darts in circle and opponent with one in circle or one Dart in circle and opponent is not near circle.
* 4 points - player with 1 Dart in circle and other Jart nearest
* 6 points - 2 Darts in circle, opponent none.
Nearest means that a Dart is at least another Darts length away from the ring.
Points in Xtreme Yard Darts! are only there for show, however. The real game comes in the pain and suffering you can inflict on your opponent.
To win a game of Xtreme Yard Darts! requires only the invocation of the pussy rule, which can be called in one of three ways:
[1] a player's refusal to enter the circle, or three consecutive 0 point plays by one player.
[2] fainting or heatstroke
[3] puncture by Dart of any of the key areas of your opponent: LEFT eye, soft pallet, Groin and skull.
Now, who wants to play?
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