I got an EKG, Yaaay

Went to the hospital the other day. Was having trouble breathing, and had an erratic heartbeat. I'm fine now, feeling much better, but here are some observations from the Emergency Room.

None of the nurses looked anything like Maura Tierney, or Julianna Margulies.


I was in examination room #23 for those followers of Robert Anton Wilson.


It is not pleasant when a nurse is taking blood and bumps into the needle while she's fumbling for the different vials. It hurts and it leaves a big bruise.


I saw the doctor for a grand total of about three minutes.

That's all for now.