Wreck Your Match

From Inside the Ropes by the Canadian Bulldog (at least Tommy will find this funny):

(Sung to the tune of Deck the Halls)
Wreck Your Match

Wreck your match with Hardcore Holly
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Bob is never, ever jolly
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Piss him off, and you'll be sorry
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Even if you're Dawn or Torrie,
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Bob hurts every-one he touches,
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With his botched moves and stiff punches,
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Bob can be ornery, vile and rude,
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And that's just when he's in a good mood,
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